Dreams are so cruel (ENG)

Its funny how sometimes, something so small can change your mood for the worse.  You can be flying as high as ever, and in an instant want to hide under the covers.  Sometimes dreams do this to me.  My friends all know me pretty well, they know I'm a little sick in the head I guess.  I look at everyday life a little differently than most.  I actually enjoy nightmares, yes I enjoy them.  I think they are funny and amusing.  For about 3 years straight, 3-4 times a week I used to have really vivid dreams hat someone was trying to kill me.  It got to a point where I couldn't wait to go to sleep, just so I could try and fight back.  Eh what can I say?  I guess I like the competition! lol

Well last night was probably the worst dream ever. 

I live for poker, play any chance I get, and now every knows the state of poker, so my chances really are few and far between.  Sure we can play on Cake and Everleaf.  We can deposit via Western Union, but is it really fair to pay a 20% fee to deposit?  I envy you Euros and all the ways your can deposit and withdraw.  Having money in your Neteller or MB in 3 days is a dream to me.  I just can't fathom it.  Imagine that your from the USA, and you cashed out today!  You would be happy to get your check or wire, by Valentines Day.  Why even cash out?  I need my money this week!  Not next year!

Yesterday was a great day.  I worked out, went for a run, and actually stuck to my diet.  I felt like a million bucks.  Everything is good at home.  I did some Christmas shopping and had a great time with my girl friend.  Got a call from a buddy Farley about a poker game on Friday night, which is a rare occasion here too, simply because the feds closed down those games too.  What more could a guy ask for?

After a beautiful day, I layed down and my bed felt like puffy clouds.  It was simply amazing, I was in heaven.  How could it get any better than this?  Little did I know it was about to!  I woke up around 3a.m. to my phone ringing like a Pearl Harbor distress call.  It was a number I didn't recognize.  A 914 area code which simply means someone from New York City.  Much to my surprise, I did recognize the voice on the other end!  Fucking Phil Galfond!  He started off by saying:

"Bobbo, I have some great news for you!  You can now cashout of Full Tilt!  I have a lot of calls to make, but I just thought I should tell you." "I know you used to use EPASSPORTE, so feel free to cashout via your debit card!"

I thanks Phil numerous times, and hung up quickly.  I hopped out of bed quickly and quietly so I didn't wake my girl, and fired up my computer.  There FT was!  I was never so excited to see Patrik's face.  There was an update, so I patiently sat and waited for it to complete.  I started thinking of all the great Christmas presents I would share with family, (update 25%), the new car I may buy (update 25%), ahhhh vegas, this is going to be the greatest trip to vegas ever (update 25%).

Why is this update taking so long? Its been at 25% for 10 minutes!  Ok check internet connections, restart laptop, kiss girlfriend for good luck, DONE.  Oh Patrik there you are again, update starting, and fuck 25%!  Fuck me!  WTF!  Then, it happened

My girl:  "Whats wrong hunny?"

Me:        "Full Tilt is stuck, Phil just called and told me I could cash out"

My girl:  "Your phone is in the car"

Me:        "huh"

Then I finally woke up.  It was 4 in the morning.  All my hopes and dreams down the drain.

Hope you enjoyed my misery Smile

Bobbo 

p.s. theres your xmas present Thomas

Skriv en kommentar
bjorna1980, tor, 01/12/2011 - 21:21

Very nice read - Enjoyed it Wink

Mazter81, tor, 01/12/2011 - 23:05

sry, LOL

No wonder that dream made your day a little bit worse

Ender, fre, 02/12/2011 - 01:57

LOL, what a story.

Keep them coming....

BobboSlice, fre, 02/12/2011 - 03:52

Thanks everyone!

GeneralVux, fre, 02/12/2011 - 06:12

OMG a new classic BobboSlice! Smile

DrunkSon, fre, 02/12/2011 - 10:45

Great dream, great humor, thanks.

By the way, I don't think it's unusual to enjoy nightmares, at least I enjoy them too Wink

Istappen, fre, 02/12/2011 - 10:47

Hahahah!!!

This is probably one of the funniest blogs I've read in a long time! Thanks for sharing Bobby - and GL on Farleys homegame tonight.

Olando, fre, 02/12/2011 - 10:53

Epic. I lol´ed Laughing out loud

andrewdk, fre, 02/12/2011 - 13:33

LOL, great blog. That dream was really cruel Puzzled

BobboSlice, lør, 03/12/2011 - 02:18

Thanks everyone, I'm sure I will keep you amused lol